we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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