I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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