if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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