Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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