So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
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