Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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