Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
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