Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Randomize
