I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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