i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
Randomize
