You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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