I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
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