Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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