That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
That accounts for only three of the penises
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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