i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
We have started to decorate penises.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
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