question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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