So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
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