Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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