OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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