When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
So here I am, sexting at work.
Randomize
