don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
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