Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
You have to summon your inner elephant
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
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