Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
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they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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