last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
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