A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
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