Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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