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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?

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  I believe so, yes.

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  Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.

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• (386): View more from Florida

  you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.

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• (239): View more from Florida

  dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.

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• (810): View more from Michigan

  I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  ...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?

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• (305): View more from Florida

  is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?

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• (510): View more from California

  My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.

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