Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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