She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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