We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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