I hate your face
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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