I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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