Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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