you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
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