Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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