I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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