pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
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