Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
So many bounce houses so little time
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
Randomize
