you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Randomize
