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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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