did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Randomize
