I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I'd cum for enchiladas.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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