Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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