I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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