somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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