ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
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