My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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