Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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