He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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