Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
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