'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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