You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
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