Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Drunk is not a location!
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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