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I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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