i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
jump out the window naked night went bad
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